BoxyBlogs Policies: The Fun Stuff (That’s Actually Important)

Welcome to the least exciting but most necessary page on BoxyBlogs! We promise to make this as painless as possible. Think of it as the vegetables of our content meal – not as tasty as the main course, but essential for a healthy website diet.

Privacy Policy: We’re Not Creeps, We Promise

At BoxyBlogs, we respect your privacy more than Sandra respects a perfectly crafted latte. Here’s the lowdown:

  • We collect some basic info when you interact with our site (email address if you subscribe, comments if you leave them, that sort of thing).
  • We use cookies, but not the tasty kind. These help us understand how you use our site so we can make it even more awesome.
  • We will NEVER sell your data. We’re not that kind of website. Your secrets (and email address) are safe with us.
  • You can request to see what data we have about you anytime. Just email us at [email protected].

Terms of Service: The Rules of Our Playground

By using BoxyBlogs, you agree to play nice. Here’s what that means:

  1. Be kind in the comments. Constructive criticism is cool, being a jerk is not.
  2. Don’t try to hack us. Sandra’s tech skills max out at successfully restarting her router.
  3. Our content is original and copyrighted. Feel free to share it (with credit), but don’t steal it. That’s not cool.
  4. We reserve the right to remove any content or users that violate these terms. Don’t make us be the bad guys.

Comment Policy: Keep It Classy (But Funny)

We love hearing from you! But like a really good party, we have some ground rules:

  • Be relevant. If the post is about dating disasters, maybe don’t comment about your favorite pizza toppings (unless it’s a date-related pizza disaster, in which case, please share).
  • No hate speech, discrimination, or general meanness. We’re here for laughs, not tears.
  • Spam comments will be removed faster than Sandra’s latest kitchen experiment ends up in the trash.
  • We reserve the right to feature particularly hilarious comments in future posts. If you don’t want your wit shared, let us know.

Affiliate Disclosure: Sometimes We Make Money (We’re As Surprised As You Are)

Occasionally, we may include affiliate links in our posts. This means if you click on the link and buy something, we get a small commission. It doesn’t cost you anything extra, but it helps keep Sandra in coffee and Mr. Wrinkles in premium dog treats. We only recommend products we genuinely like and use ourselves.

Updates to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time. We’ll let you know when we do, but it’s a good idea to check back occasionally. Think of it as a fun surprise, like finding money in your old jeans pocket, but with less cash and more legal jargon.

Questions?

If you have any questions about this policy, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. We promise to respond in a timely manner, unless Mercury is in retrograde or Sandra is in the middle of a Netflix binge.

Remember, by using BoxyBlogs, you’re agreeing to these terms. It’s like a pinky promise, but legally binding and without the actual pinkies.

Stay awesome, stay safe, and keep laughing!

Last updated: August 26, 2024